Three prisons, 370 days
HMP Thameside, London
Category B · 23 December 2022 to July 2023
Where I lost everything. Twenty-three hours a day behind the door on induction, the first nights, and learning how prison really works.
HMP Fosse Way, Leicester
Category C · July to October 2023
The library and the writing. Where I started to work out who I wanted to be when I got out.
HMP Sudbury, Derbyshire
Open prison · October to 27 December 2023
Open conditions, work, and the long countdown to the gate.

From the book
A business on The Square with a pipeline of sales and a team who'd just had their best year. A diary full of valuations for January. A phone that never stopped. A name in the HMO world that people actually knew. And a court date in London the next morning.
When the door opened for yard I walked out holding my four photos, because I wasn't leaving them in there with him.
I'd been writing to my kids every week, and I'd caught myself falling into a trap: my letters were about me. My sentence, my sadness, my feelings. Heavy letters, for little girls.
I'd assumed that we'd all be using this time of incarceration to find ourselves, look for personal accountability and take on ownership over the crimes that got us all here. Just me then?
It's like I'm not a human, like my family don't matter, like any good I've done doesn't matter because in 2016–17 I made mistakes.
The bad parts of the journey are still part of the journey. I copied that out and stuck it above my bed.
Three books
Time to Trade: 370 Days Inside
The prison year, December 2022 to December 2023. The diary I kept in three prisons.
Out now · Buy it here
The Honest HMO
What every house can sustain, and what that means for you in 2027. How to read any HMO the way a valuer does.
Launching November 2026
From HMP back to HMOs
Two rebuilds: from 2017 to 2022, and from release back into the HMO world and HMO X.
Coming next
Inside The Honest HMO
Read the market
The 2027 HMO market, what your town can sustain, and the five tiers.
Build it right
Tenants, not Instagram. The leverage trap. Sourcers, packagers and power teams.
Run it well
The number that travels, why every HMO slips, pricing every project in rent and value, and why compliance is a valuation issue.
Buy with your eyes open
Where to buy in 2027, and how to read someone else's HMO.
Sell at the price the market meets
Why the route follows the valuation, and five ways out.
What comes next
2027 to 2030: what I'd do now, and knowing what you're good at.
"Always think 'tenant first' with every HMO decision."




